function wookie(big,furry,oaf){
	window.open(big,furry,oaf);
}

function ragnarok(){
	self.close();
}

function persephone(hades){
	status=hades;document._self=true;
}

function orosco(selah,champion){
	if (document.images){document[selah].src=eval(champion+".src")}

}